Chuck Palahniuk

Chuck Palahnuik, author of Fight Club, lullaby, Survivor, etc, was signing last night at Borders Book store and my friend David and I attended. I had been to the same store a night earlier when another reading/signing was going on- that one drew about 15 people. Thus, I was pretty surprised when we showed up almost a full hour early and there were already hundreds lined up to see Chuck. Yikes.
Problem number two was that the line moved extremely slow. Chuck seems like a nice guy and was in a good mood. He said it was the second to last signing of his tour, so he spent a good amount of time personally talking to everyone who came up to him. Unfortunately that meant that in about a half hour I moved maybe five feet forward in line. Ultimately I didn't get to meet him for this reason (plus the NBA finals were on and I didn't want to miss the entire game).
I did get to hear him speak though, which was a lot of fun. It seemed we were one signing too late for the goods though, as Chuck related that his publisher had called him that very morning warning him he had to tone down the content of his presentations at book stores. That meant of course that he couldn't do the reading he had planned, as there's almost nothing the guy's written that's appropriate for all audiences. Fortunately, the guy's a pretty entertaining speaker and the talk was still good.
I had also wanted to go because on both night's signings I picked up some tips on how to do this stuff. As a hopeful author, I need to get a handle on that. I've done some Q & A's as a comic artist and publisher and have never been quite comfortable at them. Chuck's technique is really good. Basically he takes a small number of questions (rotating boy girl boy girl) and uses each question as an opportunity to tell a story or really elaborate on his writing. In a half hour talk, he maybe took 8-10 questions, and told several funny stories.
Chuck pointed out that what he really likes to do is document things that he feels will never be documented by anyone else. Most of the writing in his books are based on crazy stories people tell him or that he's experienced with his friends. He said, "100 years from now, no historian will write about the sex industry boom in Portland Oregon in 2006, or the odd sport of Big Car hunting, or whatever." So he puts those facts in to stories. He even said that most of the stuff that he purely makes up is only there so that people will believe the real stuff.
Big Car Hunting by the way is a really funny idea. Apparently this is a sport where folks rig a beat up old car with a remote control steering mechanism. The car is then sent out and several "hunters" follow in other cars with rifles and try to shoot the thing to death. When it finally dies of gunshot wounds, the hunters drink beer, fix it, and send it out again. Love it. Beats the shit out of hunting deer in my humble opinion.
Like I said, I couldn't wait around as long as it would've taken to meet Chuck, but I did give him a drawing. I usually try to give drawings as gifts to people I meet who've inspired me. For Chuck, all I had was a hunk of wood to draw on. David suggested I draw a scene from Fight Club that was in the book, but didn't make the movie. I chose the scene where our narrator first meets Tyler Durden. In the film, this happens on an airplane, but in the book it's on a beach. The narrator has fallen asleep while sunning, and when he wakes Tyler is there, naked, sitting in the shadow of a huge hand he's built out of driftwood.
I drew that image of Tyler, with two sentences from the book that describe that scene. I wrote, "To Chuck- thanks for good reads- Michael Lagocki" on the back and left it on the table where he was signing.
Fun stuff.




